COPYWRITING & MARKETING
The telepathy app has yet to secure FDA approval. So we’re stuck with language – flawed, beautiful, inadequate, wonderful language. So to sell short the importance of written communication is to sell short your goals, your dreams, your business, your vision, your love. No pressure!
Words define our necessary fumble through life. The doors that open or that close. The eyes that are wooed or that waver. The dotted lines that are signed or scorned.
And that’s why you’re here. You want to translate your vision into words in a way that will captivate your audience, that will enhance your image and expand your business, that will convert window shoppers into lifetime customers, that will move the hardest hearts to laughter or to tears.
TO THE WORDS, THEN! HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
STORY MINING
I Dig Your Story. (Pun Alert!)
In a STORY MINING session, we'll unearth your central brand character. We'll identify the kinds of stories you should be telling. And we'll match your most relevant and potent experiences to your storytelling profile.
Get the YOU into your brand and watch the masses come a-flocking. Authenticity, baby! It's the truth.
FIND OUT MORE about the perpetual benefits of the Story Mining experience.
DEVELOPMENTAL EDITING
Your Steadfast Northern Star.
Deep in the weeds of a project? I assist authors, filmmakers, and other creatives with global-level narrative strategy. I'll help you find and honor your focus, and I'll ask the questions that yank out the answers you're too close to see.
Also in the editorial realm, I offer a web-copy review other consulting services.
FIND OUT MORE about my developmental editing and other consulting services.
COPYWRITING
Best Words, Best Order. Forsooth.
The main focus of our copywriting department (which is me, some plants, and a Slinky) is web page content, including landing and sales pages. I offer a web start-up package as well as retainer bundle for monthly article or blog crafting.
I can also help you funny-up or poignant-up a text, or just make your work read real gooder overall.
FIND OUT MORE about my copywriting and marketing offerings.
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FORM
Use the form on the contact page to send me a message, ideally with a clear sense of what you've got cooking. Then I'll get back to you within two days to set up a 15-minute call to touch base.
WE CHAT, LIKE OLD CHUMS
We'll have a free, no obligation call (phone or Zoom) to talk about your project, vision, and goals. It will be pain-free, efficient, and perhaps even somewhat magical. Then we'll part and muse about our futures.
UN-BORING ONBOARDING
If we mutually agree to advance, the project will dictate next steps. This is when a contract gets winged your way. Some projects come with an invoice for partial pay, and for most I'll slide some additional questions your way via a Google Doc.
I / WE MAKE AWESOME THINGS
Think think think, work work work. Think work think work, think think work, and done and send and yay.
FEED ME YOUR FEEDBACK
Torpedo me with your spiciest thoughts and questions. I'll internalize your ideas and whip up a fresher batch of awesome. Rinse and repeat if necessary. You have up to two rounds of revisions, no extra charge. When we’re through that tunnel, I’ll invoice you for the balance.
JOY & OTHER DETAILS
The time for ebullient disco dancing. We’ll wrap up, and I'll probably fire you an exit survey for feedback so I can continue to butter myself (damn autocorrect! I meant... no, that was right). This being the end of the ride, it may also be time to discuss a long-term engagement. #PutARetainerOnIt
CREATIVITY
My graduate degree and years of practice in creative writing allow me to work in a variety of styles and capture your voice in the most efficient and effective way. Even my passion pursuits are up your ally: chances are you won't need a poem (but you'll need well-chosen, evocative words and phrases) or a song (but you'll want well-structured writing with a cohesive theme and strong verbal rhythm). See what I did there? Storytelling, vivid language, deft metaphors, etc. – what's mine is yours.
PROFESSIONALISM
I deliver high quality work, on time. I know EVERYONE says that, but this time it's true. Honestly, breaking my commitments racks me with guilt and shame, so I don't do it. Lucky for you, my personality hang-ups should play nicely in your favor. In short, I believe in open communication and mutual happiness. If you don’t… um, this is awkward now.
VERSATILITY
I've journeyed a wide range of verticals: hospitality, tech, non-profit, luxury goods, financial, service, wedding, entertainment, and so on into infinity. Each has demanded a different combination of tone, positioning, word-bundling. And I find that delightful. Furthermore, I'll add that I enjoy research because research is learning and learning is living (see SonVolt’s timeless “Tear-Stained Eye” for more on this concept). I feel okay going off the rails at the end there, because there's no way you've gotten his far. But if you have, please enjoy.